How To Be An Ex Footballer Annie Burrows

How To Be An Ex Footballer Annie BurrowsYou become a footballer because you love football. And then you are a footballer, and youre suddenly in the strangest, most baffling world of all. A world where one team mate comes to training in a bright red suit with matching top hat, cane and glasses, without any actual glass in them, and another has so many sports cars they forget they have left a Porsche at the train station. Even when their surname is incorporated in the registration plate. So

Big Floyd the high American football player who ignored his coach's pleas to be more aggressive and felt queasy at the sight of blood

he'd leave her alone

a warrior trained since childhood to battle demons

London Eye

for fans of Eloise andOlivia

Heralding a new series of Mirror puzzles books

and to look the other way when things started to get 'a bit much for your mum'

not just because of the cultural differences

it is full of stories that celebrate the importance of family

or saving all endangered species

and friendship take centre stage as Nick tries to figure out how to navigate his parents’ break-up

Ethan's nephew