The Dark N' Stormies 5.5" Flat Front (Stretch) "sizingsteals"

The Dark N' Stormies 5.5" Flat Front (Stretch) "sizingsteals"Our stormiest black shorts thrive in all gales, squalls, and tempests. These bad boys are kind of a big deal: they're made from our newest, fanciest, most technologically advanced stretch casual fabric for the ultimate in movability and flexibility. Fit: These stretch shorts have an elastic waist, a 5. 5 inch inseam and an updated (read: improved, more comfortable) fit. Nothing will make your thighs look as good as these. Materials: Cotton and

If the Transformers were windbreakers that turned into fanny packs instead of cars that turned into robot people

this one-piece swimsuit hits high on the hips and rides low in the back — just like your mom rocked it back in the day

They fit like the lounge shorts mentioned in the size guide

This 100% Cotton Long Sleeve Pocket Tee is printed with the Chubbies classic "Sky's Out

but like a nice comfy bear hug

this shirt would have two beards

or your temple diagram

these are for you

Floral tiger print on a coral base

If you have any specific questions feel free to checkout the size guide

½ zip style with cinch-able hood

Wearing these to a party will make striking up conversations a LOT easier